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Or choose from this list of generic misfortunes that you might want to wish upon your faithless ex-flame:
Hexes
Impotence
Flatulence
Body odour
Halitosis
Cellulite
Wrinkles
Hair loss
Boob sag
Beer belly
Acne
Toothache
Diarrhoea
Gout
Anal fissure
STD
Root canal surgery
Prostate examination
Speeding fine
Parking ticket
VAT inspection
Fired from job
Evicted from home
House burgled
Car clamped
Pet run over
Football team relegated
Credit card cloned
Zero Twitter followers




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